I'm not a hairdresser, interior designer or a flight attendant.
I don't live in a co-op,
I don't have a new boyfriend every night.
And I don't drive a BMW.
And I don't know Chase, Anton or Troy from The Steps,
Although I'm certain they're fabulous people.
I drink martinis...not beer.
I don't wear leather or feathers.
I've never used anything from Home Hardware for its original purpose.
And I pronounce it Pah-leeze, not please.
I can proudly fly my community's flag off of my balcony during Pride Week.
Tom Cruise IS gay!
Musicals ARE high-culture
and the Monarchy still reigns!
And it IS spelled Barbra, not Barbara!!!
My community spans every country,
Are the fashion trend-setters,
And the most FAB part of Humanity!!!
My name is Lance!!!
AND I AM A FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You go girl!